FEATURE MURDER

Many of the Metal groups you see here on my site have met their deaths after being on my hit list for a great number of years. It is a little known fact that the well-bred zombie enjoys toying with his prey - much like a cat would toy with a mouse. Though my superior, assassination skills enable me the ability to kill with quick precision, I have found that such hasty butchery removes the sport from the game. I enjoy waiting...and enjoying the fruits of my murderous labor. Sometimes I simply enjoy lulling a band into a false sense of security before ending it all for them.

With the Deathcore likes of Impending Doom, however, I decided an accelerated course of action was prudent. Formed in 2005, this Riverside, California four-piece have been steadily gaining a foothold in the national Metal arena ever since. Last year's "The Serpent Servant" put them on many "favorite" lists and squarely on my radar screen. I knew if didn't act quickly, I would have a much bigger problem on my hands. Sure enough, before I could deploy an unconstrained attack, the group re-entered the studio, recording what is possibly their most lethal effort with the brand new "There Will Be Violence."

While I've dealt with Christian mortals before, I must admit, my results have been rather spotty. I remember back in 2007, a badly planned attack on Haste The Day, ended with me being brought back to life by some sort of mutant ( Christians said it was an angel ). For this reason, I decided caution would prevail this time. I sent out five of my most lethal hit-zombies to take care of this encroaching menace that is Impending Doom. I'll let you look at the photos to see what happened, but sufficed to say, I'm still trying to figure out what, exactly went wrong... Read More