I shall now commence to rate the following, new CD's. While of course, their insignificant music will be surveyed appropriately, the crux of my audit will center around that which is of true importance: wee wee worthiness!

I rate my reviews in the following manner: All CD's will be given five inches to begin with. Depending on what my discerning intellect uncovers, said disc can lose inches all the way down to an embarrassing zero, or gain all the way up to ten, superior inches!

Conducting From The Grave




Slayer World Painted Blood