“LOVEHATEHERO is a post-hardcore band from Burbank, California. For me, killing them was kind of like having a male mortal say he’s in love with me and wants to marry me. He brings me flowers (preferably dead), takes me out to dinner (preferably a restaurant that serves sauteed severed limbs) and REALLY romances me. So we end up fucking…and he never calls me again.

With the amount of time and love these guys put into showing me affection, a desire to die and be on my site, you might think they would respond in SOME manner once they succeeded. But it was as if it never happened. They never mentioned it, never promoted it, stopped answering calls, texts…etc. We never spoke again. Ever. It was Bermuda Triangle weird. 

It’s a shame too, their feature was very special. Rather than do an interview with one member and have a bunch of photos of me killing the group, I decided to do a separate interview with each member and feature his own, personal murder. It was like four murder features in one. 

If you ever see the band, tell them their feature is up…and to kindly go fuck themselves.“

~Maris The Great